Adminspotting

    Choose no life.  Choose  no  career.  Choose no family.
    Choose  a  fucking  big  computer,  choose  disk arrays
    the  size  of  washing machines,  modem  racks,  CD-ROM
    writers, and electrical coffee makers. Choose no sleep,
    high caffeine and mental insurance.  Choose no friends.
    Choose  black jeans and  matching combat boots.  Choose
    chairs for  your office in a range of  fucking fabrics.
    Choose  SMTP  and  wondering   why  the  fuck  you  are
    logged on on a Sunday morning.  Choose sitting  in that
    swivel chair  looking at mind-numbing,  spirit-crushing
    web sites,  stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
    Choose  rotting away  at  the end  of  it all,  pishing
    your last  in some  miserable  newsgroup,  nothing more
    than  an   embarrassment  to  the  selfish,  fucked  up
    lusers Gates spawned to replace the  computer-literate.

                      Choose your future.
                      Choose to sysadmin.

# ls -a1
total 11
./
../
BOFH@
Bruce_Hamilton's_Unix_Rosetta_Stone@
How-To_s/
Know_Your_SysAdmin.txt
Regex Reference@
Scripts/
caffeine.1
nweyer_online_resume.html
nweyer_resume.doc
nweyer_resume.pdf
nweyer_resume.txt
# _